By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish 12 months note: First released in 2010
It's a summer time to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer season ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken occasion lady and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who regularly holds her tongue—for the subsequent month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and absorb all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.
So a long way, Gia's summer season is on hearth. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood famous person in a single day. fortunately, she meets the suitable man to assist her maintain the flames lower than keep an eye on. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her variety: vast, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky sufficient to deal with Gia while issues quite warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one objective in brain: hooking up with an attractive gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a role prime "Beat Up the Beat" dance sessions at an area health club, and is scooped up via Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. in simple terms challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. all at once, Bella's unsure what she wishes.
The cousins quickly detect that for each good friend they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do whatever to smash their summer—and test their courting. prior to July ends, the bonds of relatives and friendship should be stretched to the brink. Will the haters be successful, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For every body who loves MTV's hit fact convey, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi